You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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