Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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