He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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