Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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