you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
40s are totally the cure
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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