He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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