i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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