Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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