3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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