My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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