Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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