I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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