The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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