Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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