and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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