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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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