Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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