I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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