WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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