bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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