let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Alive.
So much puke
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize
