We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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