You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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