Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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