dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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