Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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