I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Couch. On fire.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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