I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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