She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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