ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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