She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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