is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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