windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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