ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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