as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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