Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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