so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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