Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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