Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Randomize
