That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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