i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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