I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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