i don't like sucking hair
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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