Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
