Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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