Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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