mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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