I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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