My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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