I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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