That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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