If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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