i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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