He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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