Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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